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How many psychiatrists does it take to from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"

How many psychiatrists does it take to from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?"

How many psychologists does it take to from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.

How many psychologists does it take to from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many psychologists does it take to from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.

Doctor Doctor I think Im a bridge from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge. What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

Patient Doctor you must help me Im from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!

Doctor I have a ringing in my from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!

Doctor doctor Ive only got seconds to from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please.

Doctor doctor I feel like a small from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.

Doctor doctor I feel so shortNo problem from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch.

Doctor doctor I cant concentrate one minute from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank! And how long have you had this complaint? What complaint?

Doctor doctor I keep trying to get from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?

Doctor doctor Im manicdepressiveCalm down Cheer up from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm

Doctor doctor I keep thinking Im a from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Sit there and don't stir.

Doctor doctor people keep telling me Im from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly! Lay on the couch, face down.

Doctor doctor No one believes a word from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem?

Doctor doctor nobody understands meWhat do you from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?

Doctor doctor people tell me Im a from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around.

How do you tell the difference between from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital? The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!